I vote that the winnings from this pool be put into a fund to remove Max's Vancouver tattoo!

I agree with Kris...we need to see results from this trash talk. Where does Davin stand on racist Asian math jokes? And does Joe really wear stylish hats just so that his adoring fans won't recognize him?

Well... It's about that time where I would like to officially retire from the 2010-2011 hockey pool. Thanks to everyone who came out, it was a blast. It's time I step aside and let someone else win for a change. SIT DOWN HEATH! SIT THE FUCK DOWN!

Well, Robbo, you got it right. My wikileak was all over her. Then she decided to call it the WHAMileak after the impact she experienced.

Yikes! It is really too bad about Pat's #1 point getter going down like he did. I mean when a pool team depends on getting lucky with the #1 draft pick, and then it doesn't quite pan out... that's really sad. Not really a 'boo-hoo' sadness though, more like a 'oooouh, that's just too bad for the poor guy, maybe he's doing better in his other pool' type of sadness.

Max's team is choking worse than Kris chokes his fiancé in bed... Rumour on the street is that their safety word is Sheena Cunningham.

Stop trying to look after me, MAX! I'm a big boy, I can handle myself. FUCK. Who do you think you are? The older brother? No, that's me. An actor? No, that's me. Just stick to what you're good at, anything but jokes on the trash talk, little guy. Plus Siggy trying to sound all mature, like 'weak trash talk guys' — well, you're weak period. FUCK.

Thanks Kris. I was really wondering if I should get on a knee in Pat's living room or not... How much are you charging for that list of yours again? I'll consider it the next time I want to come in 3rd place. I should have some saved from all of my 1st place finishes.

Luke, pay the god damn commish already! Even Pat manages to pay his annual dues (more or less) on time, and based on the rambling incoherence of his trash talk every week, he clearly can't afford a steady supply of his meds because of it — Now that's dedication to the game! I can only assume that Sparky was bailed out again by his pops now that I see his team is back. Never stop riding that gravy train, Sparks, you are a model to grown men in hockey pools everywhere!

So now we got Mamaburgers trying to bait our buddy Rob! What's with this new apps bullshit? Don't fall for it Anvil! He's just trying to get you to drop Acapella and pick up Syl Apps. Don't do it. Syl Apps is dead. No worse than some of your other picks. Come on Cam — Step up!! and don't Sit down!! Look after your buddy Anvil. Haven't you noticed all the Vancouver lads hanging out at or near last place in this pool? They should be the sushi brothers, not the burger boys. Tired of him sniffin' around second place too.

Pool goers have been rocked by the absence of one Joe May aka. Blown Gasket. Sadly it appears a listless pool career appears to have come to an end as Joe throws in the towel. To add insult to injury, his absence resulted in a non-contender (Dobs) getting the first overall pick.

Now that's a little more like it! OMB had a pep talk with the lads who were still mourning the loss of the gasket (isn't he a tennis player anyways). More to come. Imagine being behind Handley this late into a pool! It looks like a lot of you are. Free tips: Peter, drop Heatley and Slowman, why did you drop Zibanejad? You should have dropped Barkov. Oh well. And Mamaburgers—I’d give Alice Hemsky a long look... Not!

Handley in first place, wow! Not only that but he is also in first place in another pool that we are both in. In unrelated news I just saw a pig fly by my window.

Sup Gangsters! Thanks for the cash last year, don't feel too bad about it, I spent it on nice little gifts for all your Moms. Well, not super nice, I did a massive shop at Super Drug Mart but still. Heath (SIT DOWN) I got your mum some nice bubble bath (I know for a fact she enjoys long soaks in the tub followed by long walks on the beach). Drew, I got you mom the usual (she knows what it is....) Petey, I took Betty Rae out for some Ricky's Grill which was very nice in the end I must say.

Sorry Handley, this year I decided to pick the winning team for myself.

Oh yeah, Handley, well I just phoned my mom and she says that's not true. She did say she saw your mom out with Mike Sector the other night.

I heard that Max has actually started paying $450 for his pants now that he's in Toronto and rumour also has it that he uses his freezer as a washing machine! Hey Joe. Maybe next season you can pick your own team? Then you won't put all the responsibility on your poor younger brother. You will be able to complain about the bad picks that you make!

So, I logged back in for my monthly check-in to see how things were going. I might not be leading the pack, at least I'm not in last place. I would tell you to SIT DOWN HANDELY but you're already sitting at the bottom of the pile.

Hey Drew- How much does 3rd place pay in this pool? It's now a 3 man race I wouldn't have dropped Dvorak and picked up Kyle Connor. Stastny has his spot on the second line now and nothing wrong with Dvorak. Besides you won't have any drops left in case Bergeron stays out ... just sayin'. And somebody in Leafland grab Kris in a headlock and give him some head nuggies for me.

For all of those who have been snipped TLC is in your future. Do you wish you still had that nasty hangover full of grossness. Do you wish you could perform worse in the sack with the ol' lady or man. TLC tugger is for you! I'm winning this shit and boys I'll have to because these TLC tuggers keep breaking trying to reach around this girth.

Heard Hooters was using the TLC Tugger while he drafted.